WALKING EAGLE

WALKING EAGLE

President Bush was invited to address a major gathering of the
American
Indian Nation last weekend in Arizona. He spoke for almost an hour on
his future plans for increasing the standard of living of every
Native American.

He referred to his career as Governor of Texas, how he had signed
YES
1,237 times - for every Indian issue that came to his desk
for approval.

Although the President was vague on the details of his plan, he
Seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his brothers

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President
With a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name - Walking Eagle. The
Proud President then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they
Come to select the new name given to the President. They explained that
Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no
longer fly.