Trouble in the White House Bedroom?
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Under normal circumstances, such gossip wouldn’t be a topic here, but since President Bush has made a big deal about the sanctity of marriage lately, you should know that Washington is abuzz with rumors about why First Lady Laura Bush reportedly flew the White House coop recently in favor of a room at the Mayflower Hotel a few blocks away.
Former CIA agent Wayne Madsen, of waynemadsenreport.com, alleged last week that Mayflower employees are definitely “afraid to talk about this Mrs. Bush thing.” Madsen said mainstream news reporters have been looking into reports that the First Lady moved out “after a confrontation with President Bush over his ongoing affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.” Madsen wrote that a State Department official said, “They definitely have something going on between them.” Madsen also reported that Washington observers have taken note of Laura Bush’s recent solo trips, with one telling him, “She’s taking a page right out of Hillary’s book.”
The gays are coming
Meanwhile, Bush and his gay-obsessed buddies in the Republican leadership on Capitol Hill lost their Senate vote last week on a proposed constitutional amendment to ban gay and lesbian marriage, not that they ever cared about winning it anyway.
What they wanted to do, of course, was to continue writing fundraising letters and campaign ads aimed at their far right-wing base, telling those folks, “If you just send us another campaign contribution and vote for us again, we’ll be able to keep working to stop those evil gays and lesbians from coming into your homes and ruining your marriages.”
Anyway, old bigoted Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) took offense at a statement Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) made in the debate. Rising to the Senate floor, Hatch sputtered indignantly, “Does he really want to suggest that over half of the United States Senate is a crew of bigots?”
Well, no, Sen. Hatch, probably not. What Sen. Kennedy probably meant to suggest was that over half the United States Senate is a crew of amoral hypocrites who’d throw their mothers overboard if they thought that’s what it would take to keep their party in power. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
Copyright by The Chicago Free Press
Under normal circumstances, such gossip wouldn’t be a topic here, but since President Bush has made a big deal about the sanctity of marriage lately, you should know that Washington is abuzz with rumors about why First Lady Laura Bush reportedly flew the White House coop recently in favor of a room at the Mayflower Hotel a few blocks away.
Former CIA agent Wayne Madsen, of waynemadsenreport.com, alleged last week that Mayflower employees are definitely “afraid to talk about this Mrs. Bush thing.” Madsen said mainstream news reporters have been looking into reports that the First Lady moved out “after a confrontation with President Bush over his ongoing affair with Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.” Madsen wrote that a State Department official said, “They definitely have something going on between them.” Madsen also reported that Washington observers have taken note of Laura Bush’s recent solo trips, with one telling him, “She’s taking a page right out of Hillary’s book.”
The gays are coming
Meanwhile, Bush and his gay-obsessed buddies in the Republican leadership on Capitol Hill lost their Senate vote last week on a proposed constitutional amendment to ban gay and lesbian marriage, not that they ever cared about winning it anyway.
What they wanted to do, of course, was to continue writing fundraising letters and campaign ads aimed at their far right-wing base, telling those folks, “If you just send us another campaign contribution and vote for us again, we’ll be able to keep working to stop those evil gays and lesbians from coming into your homes and ruining your marriages.”
Anyway, old bigoted Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) took offense at a statement Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-Mass.) made in the debate. Rising to the Senate floor, Hatch sputtered indignantly, “Does he really want to suggest that over half of the United States Senate is a crew of bigots?”
Well, no, Sen. Hatch, probably not. What Sen. Kennedy probably meant to suggest was that over half the United States Senate is a crew of amoral hypocrites who’d throw their mothers overboard if they thought that’s what it would take to keep their party in power. Sorry about the misunderstanding.
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