Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Stolen?

A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy
boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front
of him.  He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk,
even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating
through the intersection.

The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming
in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the
intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.

As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window
and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.  
The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up.  
He took her to the police station where she was searched,
finger printed, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.  

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and
opened the door.  She was escorted back to the booking desk
where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal
effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake.  You see, I pulled
up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping
off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him.  
I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the
'Choose Life' license plate, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School'
bumper sticker and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem
on the trunk.  Naturally...  I assumed the car was stolen."

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