The Pope is ill

The Pope is ill

The pope had become very ill and was taken to many doctors,
all of them could not figure out how to cure him. Finally he
was brought to an old physician, who stated that he could
figure it out.

After about an hour's examination he came out and told the
cardinals that he knew what was wrong. He said that the bad
news was that it was a rare disorder of the testicles.

He said that the good news was that, all the pope had to do
to be cured was to have sex.

Well, this was not a good news to the cardinals, who argued
about it at length. Finally they went to the pope with the
doctor and explained the situation.

After some thought, the pope stated, "I agree, but under
four conditions."

The cardinals were amazed and there arose uproar. Over all
of the noise there arose a single voice that asked, "A nd
what are the four conditions?"

The room stilled. There was a long pause... The pope
replied, "First the girl must be blind, so that she cannot
see with whom she is having sex."

"Second, she must be deaf, so that she cannot hear with
whom she is having sex."

"And third she must be dumb so that if somehow she figures
out with whom she is having sex, she can tell no one."

After another long pause a voice arose and asked, "And the
fourth condition?"

The pope smiled and replied, " Big tits! "